Hey, Pipsqueak!

That's right, you pip-squeak chapeau, you, I want a hat. One of those gorgeous hand-knit hats with the beautiful hand-knit capes. I'm going to look fabulous, I am, so hand it over now because I deserve it, pipsqueak, after all my holiday shopping and what did I get? Nothing, I tell you, nothing I can actually wear in public. Certainly nothing like you've got in your lovely little holiday shop, one of the best in the bunch. I'll take one of each, and now I tell you, because after tomorrow you won't be around Bryant Park any more. So you better come back next year, you little stylish hand-knit pipsqueak you.















pip-squeak chapeau, D13 on the venue guide